This morning I noticed a story on Yahoo about six difficult home loan workouts. Is it just me or do details in some of these stories not really add up unless you assume facts, which, had they actually been included, would make you feel less sorry for these people? Is it just me or are some of these stories just outright ridiculous when you turn on your brain?
Sue Wright’s story about a failed loan workout in Las Vegas mentions that they’ve lived in their home for 15 years, but are well underwater on the mortgage. Unless you assume that they lived there but didn’t own the house until maybe 2-3 years ago, this doesn’t make sense. I don’t think your average house purchased 15 years ago in Vegas lost value compared to then. Interest only loans were also not available back then, so the Wright’s should have had some principal paydown by now, at least in the 20% area or so. So if you assume that they did actually own the property all this time, then what probably happened is that they did one or more cash out refi’s as house prices were going to the moon. Unless they used all this cash to pay for unexpected medical emergencies, should you feel sorry for these people?
Chancey’s story is similar. Apparently she lived in her home for 23 years, but because of family health problems, divorce, and economic factors all “conspiring” against her, she’s never been able to substantially pay down the loan. Sorry, but this also only works if you assume cash out refi’s along the way. Had she not taken money out of the house, it’d now be getting close to being paid off after 23 years.
Next comes Richard, the retired high-steel construction man. His story absolutely takes the cake. All of a sudden, completely unexpected and surely just because of greedy bankers, his adjustable mortgage reset and he was facing higher payments. He actually does have $370,000 equity in that duplex (not to mention that he owns a $500,000 second home in Florida), but what does he do once he runs into cash flows problems? He doesn’t consider taking responsibility for being overly levered. No, instead he tries to make the bank take the loss, so that he can hang on to his wealth currently tied up. Wow, are we really expected to feel sorry for this man? I didn’t even mention that his spouse is a retired attorney who owns five cottages. Are the people who put together these stories effing kidding us?!
Ron Nash, our motivational speaker in the next story, decides to walk out on his upside down mortgage. I mean, why not? Why actually honor contractual obligations if it doesn’t make sense to you anymore? After all, contracts are only good for as long as they’re beneficial to you, or not? If they stop serving you, just ignore them and let the bank take the loss. Would you hire such a guy for your next motivational event? Once again, are we supposed to be angry at his bank for not throwing $240,000 his way when he asked for a reduction in principal? Dude, you bought too much house on a highly fluctuating income. Dude, you suck at personal finance. Don’t make others pay for your problems.
In our sixth and final story, Ken Mobley needed some urgent cash for the holidays, so he calls his bank and asks for a two-month postponement of his mortgage payments. Eh…where I come from spending on holidays is still discretionary, not mandatory or contractual. Why again would you get mad at your bank for not agreeing to this? You’re essentially not honoring your obligations to buy some Christmas gifts. What a joke.
It’s just so sad how our media continually spins their “greedy bankers, poor borrowers” stories. Over and over again, on TV, online, and probably in print as well. Where are the stories that ask for sacrifice and personal responsibility on behalf of everybody? Both Wall and Main Street caused and are actively contributing to this downturn. It doesn’t even seem to occur to the people featured in the stories on Yahoo that maybe some of their troubles are of their own making. Yet all they do is complain about how the bank didn’t streamline the process of throwing money their way.